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11月8日 The Avenger Returns2月13日 Books on the brainWith all of the school work I have been doing for the past year (egads!! A year!?!?) I have done a lot of not-so-fun reading. Sometime back I decided that I needed to make sure and do some reading for pleasure. Reading is all the rage at my house right now. The Sidekicks are both learning to read right now, so most nights the Lady Avenger is reading them something before bed (such a good Mother). As for me, I have managed to churn through the the books listed in the library below, slowly but surely. Well, ok, in the case of the Da Vinci Code, it only took about 4 days, but that is because I could not put the darn thing down and neglected all other obligations in order to read it.
I do have to admit, I did not buy these books through my handly little Amazon.com links that I have below. I did get the Da Vinci Code from there, but the other two I got for free. You see, I have found that the only way I really find time to read for pleasure is to read an Ebook. It is really great. You just download the Ebook to a PDA, then you have it with you always. Then when I find I have a few minutes, I open it up and get a few pages in. So, it turns out that a large number of books are available for free as Ebooks because they are out of copyright. A great place to get a lot of classics is University of Virginia Library.
Speaking of PDAs, I just bought a shiny new one, I will have to post about that later. 12月12日 When is the last possible moment?Quote
Ok, I know I am not being very timely on this post, but I set this aside to write about when I had time because it reminded me of an incident I was involved in some years ago. In the story above a man is shot by Air Marshals as he reached into a bag he was carrying. He had been saying that he had a bomb. It turns out that this man was mentally ill, and was not carrying anything dangerous.
Now, if you read the story above, you might be thinking: "Why did they have to shoot that poor guy?" After all, he was claiming to have a bomb, but never showed one; couldn't they have waited to see what was in his hand? I can understand why a person might wonder that, because you have to hate the fact that the person was killed for what appears to be no reason.
It was several years back that I was working as a Police Officer on the morning shift. We received a call that a man was threatening someone with a gun at a local hotel. A few of us hurried to the scene, and found that he had left. We spoke with the victim, and he identified the gunman as one of my favorite dopers. I say he was one of my favorites because in the pervious year I had managed to arrest this guy several times on all manner of drug charges. I have to admit, because he was one of my favorite dopers, I was very eager to hook him up again, especially if he had moved on to gun crimes. I thought it may be nice to put him away for a while, because arresting him over and over again resulted in doing LOTS of paper work.
Everyone on my shift knew where Mr. Doper lived. As soon as we were told that he was the gunman I headed for his apartment building. One officer was tied up at the scene with the victim, and the others were busy, so I was on my own for the moment. I was thankful that as I neared the apartments doper lived in, one of our Firemarshalls pulled in behind me. He was not a cop, but was a great guy and now and then would watch our backs.
As I pulled into the parking lot there was Mr. Doper, walking toward a pick-up truck. I called in quickly as I pulled up that I was out with the suspect. I put my car between me and him, and I as got out of the vehicle I yelled at him to stop where he was. As Mr. Doper realized what was happening he immediately moved behind the truck and stuck his hand down as though he was pulling something from his waist-band, but I could not see for certain because the truck was in the way. Even before he had moved to the truck I had drawn my weapon and had it pointed at him. The reason I was there was that someone had said he threatened them with a gun, and now I had mine pointed at him as he shoved his hand in his pants and took cover behind a truck. At this point my finger was on the trigger starting to pull and I was yelling at him to show me his hands. At the same time Mrs. Doper appeared from the apartment and started toward me yelling and screaming. Luckily the Firemarshall was with me and intercepted her, pulled her away, and was on the radio telling dispatch that I was about to shoot this guy.
All of this happened in a matter of seconds, and now I found myself quickly making a terrible split second decision. He still had his hand behind the truck and seemed to be pulling something from his pants. I yelled another order to show me his hands and started squeezing the trigger. I didn't want to do it, but I was going to have to shoot him. I was very eager to go home that night, and he might have a gun. The trigger was just to that very last point of no return when he stepped sideways from the truck with his hands open in front of him.
I had never credited this man with being very smart, but sliding out sideways and keeping his hands waist level was an act of genius. I am certain that if he had done what I was telling him and put his hands up where I could see them, I would have plugged away at him the moment those arms moved. As he cleared the truck and I saw his hands were empty, I kept him covered and ordered him to the ground. I may have even gone over and helped him get there. Other officers arrived very quickly (you have got to LOVE the sound of sirens at a time like that) and we got him cuffed and stuffed. We could not find a gun anywhere, but when we searched the area in front of the truck we found what he had risked his life for. He was nearly shot so that he could dump his bag of meth that he had been hiding in his pants. I was right not to credit him with being too awfully smart.
I did get my wish, the bag of meth was huge, and he was finally going to get some good time, but it turns out that he was a victim of circumstance. You see, we found out later that he was never at that hotel with a gun. His brother had been there, and we later picked him up for the incident. That means that Mr. Doper never had a gun. So it seems like that all worked out well, right? After all, he never had a gun, never was a threat, and I managed not to shoot him for no good reason. Well, wrong. Looking back, I made a bad mistake. I should have fired the moment his hands went to his waist. You see, a person cannot react as fast as another person can act. That means that even with my weapon at the ready, I could not fire as fast as he could draw and fire if he initiates the action. To ensure that I go home that night, I should act first. Based on what I knew about the situation, I took an incredible risk not shooting, and I am lucky to be here.
It is truly amazing to see this concept demonstrated. In a training class I received later I had a chance to try it out. In the exercise an officer would have a training "dummy" weapon out and ready. The person playing the suspect was sitting as though he was in a car. Then, the suspect would draw a hidden weapon and fire, and the officer would fire back. The officer knew this was going to happen, yet over and over he could not fire first, despite the fact that his gun was already out and pointed at the bad guy.
So back to the Air Marshals. This man said he had a bomb. Imagine if he did, and they waited to see what was in his hand before they shot. It would be physically impossible for them to shoot before he pressed the "blow 'em up" button. Then the country would be in an uproar because they failed to stop him. It is terrible that a mentally ill man died for no real reason, but the Marshals had no choice, and acted the only way they could. Been there, almost done that. I am glad I didn't, but I was lucky, not good. 11月9日 The Pepper Spray IncidentBy day I am a mild mannered computer engineer. By night I am the Balding Avenger - dark, brooding protector of.... well, ok, I am not really sure of what. You get the point. Anyway, this was not always the case. No, I am not referring to the fact that once upon a time I had more hair (although that IS true). I was not always a computer engineer. Up until the arrival of my second sidekick I was a city police officer. There were plenty of interesting times during that career, but there is one episode that seems to be a favorite among friends and family when I tell it.
At the time I worked on the morning shift, which began at 5:45am. As the shift started our Sergeant called in. He was stopping to check on two young men that were standing in the middle of a four lane road, just sort of wandering around aimlessly in the dark. I hurried to back him up, and when I arrived he had moved the two guys to a side street and had them standing in front of his car. He had gathered up their names and asked me to stay with them while he called in to check them for warrants.
I began to speak with the two young men and looked them over while I was at it. They fit the stereotypical description of what we lovingly referred to as "dopers": young white males, unkempt dirty hair, patchy beards, several layers of scruffy clothes, and NERVOUS. I asked how they were doing, where they were from, lots of small talk to keep them occupied and get a feel for what they were up to. One of the pair made a good effort at carrying on a conversation, but the other one just stood there. Staring. The longer he stared at me the wider his eyes grew. I tried to smile at him and put him at ease, but I could see that he was starting to panic. He looked at me one last time, his eyes really bugged out, and he finally spoke. "I know I am not trippin' this!" I am thinking "oh great, here it comes" and sure enough he turned around and was off to the races.
It was way too early in the morning for a foot chase, but I took off after him none the less. Now, to be honest, I was several large country breakfasts away from being in good shape. I did manage to keep up, but he was running for his life and I was not going to hang in there forever. Ok, I wasn't going to hang in there ten more steps. So, we are running down this side street, and I am beginning to worry, because that street does not end anytime soon, and this guy seemed like he could run till sun up. On one side of the street was an open area, and on the other side were tennis courts that were surrounded by very tall chain link fences.
I was very surprised, and even more relieved, when for some unknown reason this guy decided to run off the road and attempted to climb one of the fences. Elated to be finished running, I grabbed him and pulled him to the ground and attempted to get control of him. At about this time another officer pulled up and jumped out of his car to help me. We both struggled to get control of the suspect. For an averaged size person, this guy was really strong and putting up on heck of a fight.
From the beginning I had wondered if maybe these two men were high on something. My first clue was the fact that they had been casually strolling down the middle of a four lane highway in the dark. At this point I was convinced. This doper was resisting with a lot of strength, and it seemed likely that he was being pumped up by whatever he had taken. As it became obvious that the two of us were not going to get him handcuffed I decided it was time to put an end to the struggle. "Spray!" I yelled, to warn the other officer of what I was up to, and pulled my pepper spray from my belt, shook it up, and let loose a good burst of the stuff.
To this day I am not completely sure of what happened, but I can tell you the end result. I did manage to spray our struggling doper, but in the process I also managed to blast myself in the face with it as well. My best guess is that as I sprayed my hand was kicked, causing me to shoot myself with a nice dose.
In case you are not familiar with pepper spray, let me give you a brief rundown. Basically it is cayenne peppers, well, weaponized cayenne peppers in aerosol form. You probably know that it is hot when you eat it, now imagine taking that hot feeling from your favorite chili, multiply it a 1000 times, and rub it in your eyes. This stuff burns and burns like there is no tomorrow. But wait, that’s not all. Pepper spray also causes an immediate allergic reaction. The nasal passages and throat swell, the eyes water uncontrollably, and then there is the mucus. Lots and lots of mucus.
So, here I am in the middle of this fight, trying to help my buddy arrest this young man who is wielding superhuman strength because he is hopped up on drugs, and what am I doing? I am crawling on all fours half blind, can hardly speak, and snot is running out of me by the gallon. Wasn't I the picture of the gallant protector of the peace? Not my finest hour. After crawling away I tried to get on my radio and let dispatch know what happened. It was all I could do to talk, so I am pretty sure all they heard was some gurgling alien coming across. Luckily other officers showed up soon and several of them finally hand cuffed our new friend and put him in the back of a car. Turns out it was not long until he kicked out the back window, had to be sprayed again (this time full on and with no accidents), and get his legs cuffed. As for me, I was still on all fours in the grass, eyes swollen shut and watering, the world’s worst runny nose, and liquid fire burning all over my face.
Of course all ended well, an officer from another nearby department had a decontamination kit in his car and relieved some of the pain until I could get to a water hose. You see, the only cure for pepper spray is gallons and gallons of cold water until it is all gone, and even then every time you wash you hair for a week some still gets in your eyes. Oh yeah. Good stuff. Maybe it was all worth it, I mean, we did get this guy off the street, and learned that he had been doing acid. Even more importantly, I gave my fellow officers something to talk about for a long time. "Hey, you remember that time you sprayed yourself?"
10月24日 I Crave AttentionAlright, a person doesn't adopt a persona like the Balding Avenger because they are shy. Hmmm, people don't blog because they are shy. The Avenger needs to know who enters his lair!!! Sign my guest book, leave a comment to this entry to let me know you have stopped by. Tell your friends and family to stop by and sign the book! My ego needs a good feeding!
10月6日 The origin of the Balding AvengerAside from the obvious correlation between the name and my fast retreating hairline, why in the world would I so poudly don the mantel of the follically challenged in my online identity? Neccessity is the mother of invention, and earlier this year I had a need, a need for a moniker that would strike fear into the hearts of men, a need for a poker nick-name.
I work with a gentleman named Skep. Skep is a man of constant, rotating obsessions. Some months ago his obsession of the moment was poker. No limit Texas hold 'em. As has become a matter of routine in our area, he managed to drag most of the team down into this obession with him. Hence was born the Poker Club of Northwest Arkansas (I would link the web site, but it is having technical issues). As you all know, if you are going to be in a poker club, you must have a poker nick-name. It happens that at the time our little corporate motivational theme in the workplace was super heroes. So it was that in a flash of creative insanity and self deprecating humor, the Avenger was born.
What of the tag line you ask? "Beware the Glare" mainly refers to the fact that often, painfully distracting bright light bounces off my high forehead into the eyes of my coworkers, but also alludes to the looks I might try to give opponents accross the poker table. So there you have it.
The Balding Avenger
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